This is the dog pho that the Vietnamese ladies TRIED to feed me. They were laughing and winking at me and saying “woof woof”. I hate Asian food.

That’s right, I’m back in Vietnam and this is what the toilets look like if you live on the mekong delta. You have to be veeeery careful not to slip.

p.s that’s not my poop.

Windows and doorways and weeds OH MY! Today we took a trip to the old kings palace. We hit a dog on the way but don’t worry because the driver said “no die”. I cried. Later he told me not to worry because the restaurant will have him for dinner. He also asked me if I was a lesbian. I swear it was my boots.

In Cambodia the roads are red and the rice fields are dry. Cows go wherever they please and the same goes for rubbish. The people here can carry anything on a motorbike and it’s freaking hot. I’m into it.

Cambodia has turned out to be much lovelier than expected. The country and the people are so beautiful!!

Here are some photos of a floating fishing village on the tonle sap lake in Cambodia. The lake is the largest freshwater lake in SE asia and the main source of animal protein for most of Cambodia. The village exists almost exclusively on fishing and a bit of tourism. When the water levels are high the village lives in theses stilted houses and when it’s low they build temporary homes closer to the river.

These poor babes just wanna swim right out of their plastic bags. What they don’t realize is they are probably better off there because Bangkok water is GROSS.

The banana rock bar in koh Tao is a Very easy place to lose an entire day. Or your mind. Whichever happens first. Luckily I only lost a day but believe me when I tell you there were people there who probably should’ve left 10 years ago.